I just want everyone to know that if I had a SPAM name, that name would be Tabitha Warpl.

As I go through my 1200+ comments that I received while this blog was abandoned on hiatus, I find that SPAM names seem to be composed of the kind of first name someone would choose if they were a teenager who read too much Victorian fiction, and something that sounds like a last name but patently is not.

Thomas Stroptar…Vivian Pertff…Dorothea Heimmml…I mean, how does one go about becoming a spammer? Because I don't want to brag (yes I do), but I think I might be the Don Draper of SPAM names.


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